Orders $5+ get 2 free Peyroux DispatchesOrders $10+ get 1 free greeting cardOrders $15+ get 2 free notecardsOrders $20+ get 2 free Peyroux Dispatches (4 total)Orders $25+ get 1 free Evil Merit BadgeOrders $30+ get 1 free notebookAll deals acquired! Details
Professional services Products designed to assist villains in today's fast-paced, "I need this destroyed yesterday" world.
Thank You Envelope (2 color options)
Extend gratitude (envelope) while maintaining aesthetic (contents).

Thank You Envelope (2 color options)

Dungeon break room postcard (set of 3)
The ghosts and monsters in your dungeon need a place to relax, unwind, and socialize.

Dungeon break room postcard (set of 3)

Soda Pop and Candy art print
Netherworld soda pops heal adventurers and power up spell casters.

Soda Pop and Candy art print

Some Kind Words greeting card
Some Kind Words for the Hardest Working Villain in the Netherworld

Some Kind Words greeting card

Bad Luck for Sale patch
"Change your luck, for the worse!"

Bad Luck for Sale patch

Deep Breath notebook
This notebook makes a fantastic gift — blank or with a few starters to help someone in a rough spot.

Deep Breath notebook

Letter Writer's Alliance registration
We have partnered with the Letter Writer's Alliance in order to spread the wonderment of physical mail.

Letter Writer’s Alliance registration

Not A Menu notebook
Never go hungry. Erm, find yourself out of the loop.

Not A Menu notebook

Private sticker (3 pack)
Sometimes snooping eyes need a subtle reminder to keep out.

Private sticker (3 pack)

USPS Book of Forever Stamps
Designs will vary based on availability, but will always have a neutral tone (fruit, seasons, flowers, patterns, etc.)

USPS Book of Forever Stamps

You Did Your Best & No One We Care About Died greeting card
Let someone know, "It happens, tomorrow is another night, we will try again."

You Did Your Best & No One We Care About Died greeting card

Favorite Villain birthday greeting card
You are the Best at Being the Worst.

Favorite Villain birthday greeting card

Good Job on your Evil Deed greeting card
Send your smug regards to a superhero who unwittingly did your job for you.

Good Job on your Evil Deed greeting card

Do not open until instructed sticker (3 pack)
Useful for sealing all manner of items.

Do not open until instructed sticker (3 pack)

Exterminated superhero without revealing master plan evil merit badge
Do not reveal your plan. Do not gloat. Just push the button.

Exterminated superhero without revealing master plan evil merit badge

Be the villain art print
Be the villain you were born to be. Stop waiting for someone to come along & corrupt you. Succumb to the darkness yourself.

Be the villain art print

Notary Noir sticker (3 pack)
Seal documents or advertise your services.

Notary Noir sticker (3 pack)

Project notebook
Stay on task.

Project notebook

Record notebook
For dreams, plans, and memories.

Record notebook

Specter Delivery sticker (3 pack)
Until recently sending mail via the boulevards of the Netherworld was extremely tricky.

Specter Delivery sticker (3 pack)

Superhero target practice evil merit badge
Train your minions well, test them often, retrain anyone who is struggling.

Superhero target practice evil merit badge

Magic Vending Machine patch
Healing potions, spell components, a spare curse or two!

Magic Vending Machine patch

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