Professional services Products designed to assist villains in today's fast-paced, "I need this destroyed yesterday" world.
Dungeon break room postcard (set of 3)
The ghosts and monsters in your dungeon need a place to relax, unwind, and socialize.

Dungeon break room postcard (set of 3)

Soda Pop and Candy art print
Netherworld soda pops heal adventurers and power up spell casters.

Soda Pop and Candy art print

Daily planners
An undated planner designed to help you stay on track and get ahead.

Daily planners

Grid planners

Grid planners

Lettermate addressing tool
Evenly spaced lines for addressing address woes.

Lettermate addressing tool

Some Kind Words greeting card
Some Kind Words for the Hardest Working Villain in the Netherworld

Some Kind Words greeting card

Stripes annual planner
12 unnamed sections designed for monthly use

Stripes annual planner

To Do & Destroy planners
7,680 total checkboxes

To Do & Destroy planners

Vampire annual planner
12 unnamed sections designed for monthly use

Vampire annual planner

Weekly planners
Sunday through Saturday, a.m. and p.m.

Weekly planners

Eldritch Librarian patch
Spells, Evil, Deadly Plants, Curses.

Eldritch Librarian patch

Bad Luck for Sale patch
"Change your luck, for the worse!"

Bad Luck for Sale patch

Deep Breath notebook
This notebook makes a fantastic gift — blank or with a few starters to help someone in a rough spot.

Deep Breath notebook

Letter Writer's Alliance registration
We have partnered with the Letter Writer's Alliance in order to spread the wonderment of physical mail.

Letter Writer’s Alliance registration

Not A Menu notebook
Never go hungry. Erm, find yourself out of the loop.

Not A Menu notebook

Private sticker (3 pack)
Sometimes snooping eyes need a subtle reminder to keep out.

Private sticker (3 pack)

USPS Book of Forever Stamps
Designs will vary based on availability, but will always have a neutral tone (fruit, seasons, flowers, patterns, etc.)

USPS Book of Forever Stamps

You Did Your Best & No One We Care About Died greeting card
Let someone know, "It happens, tomorrow is another night, we will try again."

You Did Your Best & No One We Care About Died greeting card

Favorite Villain birthday greeting card
You are the Best at Being the Worst.

Favorite Villain birthday greeting card

Good Job on your Evil Deed greeting card
Send your smug regards to a superhero who unwittingly did your job for you.

Good Job on your Evil Deed greeting card

Built Volcano Lair evil merit badge
Do not — we repeat — do not install an eruption-based "self destruct" function in your volcano lair.

Built Volcano Lair evil merit badge

Do not open until instructed sticker (3 pack)
Useful for sealing all manner of items.

Do not open until instructed sticker (3 pack)

Exterminated superhero without revealing master plan evil merit badge
Do not reveal your plan. Do not gloat. Just push the button.

Exterminated superhero without revealing master plan evil merit badge

Be the villain art print
Be the villain you were born to be. Stop waiting for someone to come along & corrupt you. Succumb to the darkness yourself.

Be the villain art print

Notary Noir sticker (3 pack)
Seal documents or advertise your services.

Notary Noir sticker (3 pack)

Project notebook
Stay on task.

Project notebook

Raise the dead evil merit badge
Remind everyone observing your merits that death is not permanent. Not while you still have power.

Raise the dead evil merit badge

Record notebook
For dreams, plans, and memories.

Record notebook

Specter Delivery sticker (3 pack)
Until recently sending mail via the boulevards of the Netherworld was extremely tricky.

Specter Delivery sticker (3 pack)

Superhero target practice evil merit badge
Train your minions well, test them often, retrain anyone who is struggling.

Superhero target practice evil merit badge

top