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Professional services Products designed to assist villains in today's fast-paced, "I need this destroyed yesterday" world.
Lettermate addressing tool
Evenly spaced lines for addressing address woes.

Lettermate addressing tool

Some Kind Words greeting card
Some Kind Words for the Hardest Working Villain in the Netherworld

Some Kind Words greeting card

Grid planners

Grid planners

To Do & Destroy planners
7,680 total checkboxes

To Do & Destroy planners

Weekly planners
Sunday through Saturday, a.m. and p.m.

Weekly planners

Daily planners
An undated planner designed to help you stay on track and get ahead.

Daily planners

Stripes annual planner
12 unnamed sections designed for monthly use

Stripes annual planner

Vampire annual planner
12 unnamed sections designed for monthly use

Vampire annual planner

Eldritch Librarian patch
Spells, Evil, Deadly Plants, Curses.

Eldritch Librarian patch

Bad Luck for Sale patch
"Change your luck, for the worse!"

Bad Luck for Sale patch

Deep Breath notebook
This notebook makes a fantastic gift — blank or with a few starters to help someone in a rough spot.

Deep Breath notebook

Netherworld Post Office letter opener
"Why not just use scissors?" Excellent question. You'll lose them and/or they will get stolen by ghosts.

Netherworld Post Office letter opener

Not A Menu notebook
Never go hungry. Erm, find yourself out of the loop.

Not A Menu notebook

Private sticker
Sometimes snooping eyes need a subtle reminder to keep out.

Private sticker

Tiny Lucky 13 sticker
A fantastic luck boon and way to mark the 13th on your planner.

Tiny Lucky 13 sticker

You Did Your Best & No One We Care About Died greeting card
Let someone know, "It happens, tomorrow is another night, we will try again."

You Did Your Best & No One We Care About Died greeting card

Favorite Villain birthday greeting card
You are the Best at Being the Worst.

Favorite Villain birthday greeting card

Good Job on your Evil Deed greeting card
Send your smug regards to a superhero who unwittingly did your job for you.

Good Job on your Evil Deed greeting card

Notary Noir lapel pin
Quietly advertise your services as a notary noir at parties and on adventures.

Notary Noir lapel pin

Exterminated superhero without revealing master plan evil merit badge
Do not reveal your plan. Do not gloat. Just push the button.

Exterminated superhero without revealing master plan evil merit badge

Built Volcano Lair evil merit badge
Do not — we repeat — do not install an eruption-based "self destruct" function in your volcano lair.

Built Volcano Lair evil merit badge

Recognized superhero through disguise evil merit badge
Superheroes unimaginatively knock out the first worker they find and don their uniform. They are easily spotted.

Recognized superhero through disguise evil merit badge

Superhero target practice evil merit badge
Train your minions well, test them often, retrain anyone who is struggling.

Superhero target practice evil merit badge

Project notebook
Stay on task.

Project notebook

Record notebook
For dreams, plans, and memories.

Record notebook

Specter Delivery sticker
Until recently sending mail via the boulevards of the Netherworld was extremely tricky.

Specter Delivery sticker

Notary Noir sticker
Seal documents or advertise your services.

Notary Noir sticker

Do not open until instructed sticker
Useful for sealing all manner of items.

Do not open until instructed sticker

Letter Writer's Alliance registration
We have partnered with the Letter Writer's Alliance in order to spread the wonderment of physical mail.

Letter Writer’s Alliance registration

USPS Book of Forever Stamps
Designs will vary based on availability, but will always have a neutral tone (fruit, seasons, flowers, patterns, etc.)

USPS Book of Forever Stamps

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