Mermaid’s Massage

The sound of coral cracking, followed by a small, pleasant squeal.

“Oh sweet tridents,” the mermaid gasped, eyes as wide as tides, bright as stars. The octopus masseuse eyed her curiously, and seeing her motion for it to continue, resumed its work in practically tying her in knots.

I Have a Lot of Feelings greeting card

I Have a Lot of Feelings greeting card ($1.50)

A book broke your heart, why should you suffer alone?!
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