Penny P. Post

Penny’s New Coffin

Daylight crept along the land, an unwelcome intruder, lingering just long enough to make itself known before being chased away by blessed night and comforting gloom. As the morning took hold, the vampire retreated to her coffin.

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Wands

Wands are tricky business. Some spell slingers use them exclusively in casting, others only when they are feeling under the pall of an unmagical day or illness.

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Pumpkin and Woodsmoke

Pumpkin and Woodsmoke

Competitions with Halloween traditions in the Netherworld are incredibly common. There is, however, one Halloween tradition that so regularly wins that it is often given its own category: Penny P. Post’s pumpkin and woodsmoke cookies.

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Halloween Masquerade

Halloween Masquerade

Penny P. Post, vampire, dressed as a bar of Ecto Bones chocolate, entered the hall on the arm of Zelda K. Arcadia, witch, dressed as Lemon Peel, the famed tiny yellow dragon.

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Selfie Spells

Spells are often captured within the photo and cast when the selfie is viewed and activated. Pranksters have been known to include blasts of fire, especially gorgons.

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Take Over the World With Me? greeting card

Take Over the World With Me? greeting card ($1.50)

Plan ahead, ask someone to join you on this wondrous path of global leadership.
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Come to Supper

Come to Supper

“What if no one likes my dish? Do you like it? Will you eat some Kelpie?” a rare note of worry shook Strawberry’s voice. “You made this last week, twice, because I devoured it and asked for more,” Red Kelp, dryad, said as she kissed her wife’s blushing cheek.

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Finding the Mushrooms

Finding the Mushrooms

Penny continued through the magical forest, idly chatting with the ghosts she encountered and eating every mushroom she found.

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The Witches in Room 13

“Y’all two be careful now. Gotcha ol’ Room 13… no extra charge… but it is haunted.”

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“Bribe Me”

The vampire folded her arms and glared at the witch. “Please let me in.” Her invitation had been revoked.

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Donut Be Afraid opens

Donut Be Afraid opens

Coffee and donuts, nothing more or less. Run by a ghost, open to all.

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