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These Five Words

These Five Words

Petal stared at May, who stared back. The words, spoken for the first time, demanded action. “I think I love you.”

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Kissing Girls with Horns

Kissing Girls with Horns

“M-may I?” the mermaid asked, biting her lip. In the years that would follow, Red would become overwhelmingly enchanted with this simple idiosyncrasy, adopting it often herself.

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Gender Neutral Terms of Sinister Endearment

Things to call the that creepy cutie in your life.

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Happy Anniversary Strawberry and Red Kelp

The mermaid drew herself into a formal posture, imitating an especially prim character. In some private joke, she attempted to “hoot,” causing Red Kelp to double over with laughter.

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Google search: “…sirens actually exist?!”

Siren girlfriend early dating gift tip: buy her candy from the pier.

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A Bat's Offering to the Moon art print

A Bat's Offering to the Moon art print ($6.00)

Shy and small, the bat offers its treasure to the moon.
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The Attack

“Quietly, like a cat,” the necromancer mumbled to herself, hiked up the black tatters of her skirt and crept forward through the cemetery. Her familiar, an actual cat, glanced at her, rolled its eyes, laid down, and went to sleep.

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Bubblr, a mermaid dating app

She declined invitations from handfuls of sailors and pirates, all of whom made increasingly infuriating suggestions about the her sea nymph qualities. Frustrated and bored, she deleted, deleted, hexed, deleted— until…

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Sleepy Wives Club

“Ten more minutes of sleep, tell me about roots, then I’ll get up,” the mermaid promised hollowly.

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The Life of an Adventurer

May covered in small cuts, slime, and smelling like troll soup, grumbled softly. “Hey, I’m sorry I’m… I’m late and I’m gross… I’m, well, me. Hi.” Petal simply beamed happily in response.

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Sleeping Snakes

The lich knocked quietly on the door, letting himself in when he heard a quiet snore in reply.

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