How are there so many pumpkin patches to explore? How is there always another haunted house to visit?
“Is it a little much?” I ask a ghost as I busy myself adjusting the purple plastic bats. I adjust the kitschy grin of a jack-o-lantern.
“How long has it been abandoned?” the undead monster asked as it studied outdated writing and rusted pipes.
Halloween came and went — dashing the couple’s hope that their house ghost was simply on some sort of otherworldly vacation.
The ghosts tackled Atticus as soon as the door was open more than a crack.
Living in a haunted home means assuming the role of caretaker.
Haunted houses are precious resources that are too often ignored or “destroyed”.
“Y’all two be careful now. Gotcha ol’ Room 13… no extra charge… but it is haunted.”
Having a ghost in your home is a terrific way to spruce up the place, increase value, and accent the magical conduits.