Mornings Are Terrible greeting card

“Mornings are terrible! Let’s eat breakfast food and complain about being awake.”

Waking up early in the morning is terrible. Birds yodeling, construction workers screaming, “I gotta work here!,” as you steal their equipment to build your robotic horrors. And the sun … all bright and cocky, glaring down brighter than necessary.

Ease the discomfort of mornings with a thoughtful note, breakfast food, and solidarity.

Black envelope option requires white, silver, gold, or similar penBlank backBlank interiorGiving a gift? Add a card and write a message for a special touch4.25" x 5.5" (10.8cm x 13.97cm)