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Mornings Are Terrible greeting card

“Mornings are terrible! Let’s eat breakfast food and complain about being awake.”

Waking up early in the morning is terrible. Birds yodeling, construction workers screaming, “I gotta work here!,” as you steal their equipment to build your robotic horrors. And the sun … all bright and cocky, glaring down brighter than necessary.

Ease the discomfort of mornings with a thoughtful note, breakfast food, and solidarity.

Blank backBlank interior4.25" x 5.5" (10.8cm x 13.97cm)