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Business Skeleton Work Appropriate greeting card

Business Skeleton offers a work appropriate greeting for “birthday or other.” Alleviate the intrinsic awkwardness of working with humans and mortals by adapting their annual customs — specifically, the act of offering a printed piece of thick paper decorated with art and a greeting.

Feel free to inscribe a thoughtful message on the folded interior! Or don’t. You are your own skeleton.

Black envelope option requires white, silver, gold, or similar penBlank interior4.25" x 5.5" (10.8cm x 13.97cm)