Orders $5+ get 1 free Peyroux DispatchOrders $10+ get 1 free greeting cardOrders $15+ get 2 free notecardsOrders $20+ get 3 free Peyroux Dispatches (4 total)Orders $25+ get 1 free Evil Merit BadgeOrders $30+ get 1 free notebookAll deals acquired! Details
Monsters We are the things that go "bump" in the night, we are the horrors that feed on fright.
Do Not Open in Daylight sticker
So you are sending a vampiric letter, you're sending a dark enchantment.

Do Not Open in Daylight sticker

Bat Cave patch
Real estate agents will tell you… location, location, location!

Bat Cave patch

Vampire Pantry notebook
How much blood do you have on hand?

Vampire Pantry notebook

Undead Congrats greeting card
Congrats on Becoming an Undead Horror Beyond Comprehension

Undead Congrats greeting card

Vampire Advice greeting card
Give them a handy word of advice about capes (andy anything else you can think of).

Vampire Advice greeting card

Vampire annual planner
12 unnamed sections designed for monthly use

Vampire annual planner

Sleepy Bat art print
Bats are among the sleepiest creatures in the Netherworld.

Sleepy Bat art print

Mary Shelley is Fearless notebook
"Beware! For I am fearless and therefore powerful."

Mary Shelley is Fearless notebook

Bat icons greeting card
A perfect card for simple notes and quick updates.

Bat icons greeting card

Bad Luck for Sale patch
"Change your luck, for the worse!"

Bad Luck for Sale patch

Heart of Poison sticker
Show your adoration has a sinister edge.

Heart of Poison sticker

Spiderweb notecards
For especially stylish messages.

Spiderweb notecards

Bat Dispatch sticker
Questions have arisen regarding their ability to see (and if the address need be written upside down) — please do not worry. The Post's bat carriers know what they are doing.

Bat Dispatch sticker

Corvid Carrier sticker
Corvids are known for their honesty and ability to keep secrets.

Corvid Carrier sticker

This World is Made for Monsters art print
Monsters are the connections between our world and the unseen.

This World is Made for Monsters art print

Bat notecards
Postal bats enjoy carrying messages bearing their likeness.

Bat notecards

Bat Kisses sticker
We can all use the occasional break from grumbling in the shadows.

Bat Kisses sticker

Bat icon notebook
A notebook inclined for the nocturnally inclined (vampiric or otherwise).

Bat icon notebook

Quaint & Curious notebook
Once upon a midnight dreary, I sat lost in memory.

Quaint & Curious notebook

Zombie Thumbs Up sticker
A great way to add a way to add gross optimism.

Zombie Thumbs Up sticker

Scare package sticker
Remind someone you care and that you're terrible.

Scare package sticker

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