This message was sent from deep space by a giant aether bat in service of the Netherworld Post Office.

There is more to this universe than conventional good taste. Make it big, bold, and colorful.

Will jetpacks solve our problems? Yes.

A large sticker for sending parcels and letters deep into space.

Tell the world your home is on the moon.

A medium sticker for short deliveries — from the moon and back, maybe a hair further.

Embrace the kitschy wonder! The terrifically tacky!

The glory of kitsch arrives in space, bold and beautiful.

Space is home to everyone and everything everywhere.

Plan ahead, ask someone to join you on this wondrous path of global leadership.

Time travel will be (and is) (was) a wonderful experience.

Killer robots: expensive to build, economical to repair.

Track the unit number, commission date, operator name, and other important info on the cover.