Planners All planners feature a durable cover, coil binding, and a variety of internal designs to cover every evil need and every evil deed. $18.50 to $30.00, mix & match 2 or more and save 10%

Halloween (orange)

Halloween (orange)
Our Halloween planners will keep you on track to frighten the neighbors, greet the ghosts, and trick or treat with the other local witch covens.

Stripes

Stripes
A spooky classic, an understated and beloved design for ghouls all stripes (...I'll see myself out). Stay grim, stay fashionable.

Bat & Coffin (red)

Bat & Coffin (red)
For vampires and bats, the perfect planner to ensure punctual neck punctures. The night is dreadfully short, your tasks are woefully large. Get organized then conquer.

Coworkers' Blood Menu

Coworkers' Blood Menu
"Inconspicuous notes about co-workers' blood types gathered for reference. Not a menu" planners are for office vampires looking to quietly ensure they never go hungry.

First Draft

First Draft
"The sole purpose of a first draft is to exist." Trust the process and/or take an axe the things that are in the way and light a fire with the resulting kindling.

Bodies Hidden

Bodies Hidden
"Where The Bodies are Hidden and Other Household Records". The time-honored pursuit of necromancy tends to create a large cemetery around one's home. Careful planning ensures you don't mix up the wraiths and the wights.

Crimes to Commit

Crimes to Commit
As a villain, you are undoubtedly committing many crimes (raising the dead is illegal pretty much everywhere, and don't get me started on regulations on curses and hexes). Handy as a gag or as a decoy (please do not literally keep evidence laying around.)

When Life is a Bastard

When Life is a Bastard
"Things To Remember When Life Is A Total Bastard. Take A Deep Breath, Plan Before Acting." A solid reminder for oneself, a great gift for someone else going through a hard time. Problems may mount, but life is long. There is time to fix them.

Time Travel

Time Travel
A "Paradoxes I Have Caused While Traveling Through Time" planner will help you remember what needs to be fixed when you're done rearranging the fabric of reality. Or keep the paradoxes and have a good laugh later, earlier, or both.
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