Order Upgrade Details
The deal is simple: the more you order, the more we upgrade. You do not need a discount code or coupon, our cart adds these items to your order automatically via wonderful e-commerce mischief magic. Deals change regularly, so keep an eye out on the check out screen to see if you are close to the next tier.
- Orders $5+ get 1 free Peyroux Dispatch
- Orders $10+ get 1 free greeting card
- Orders $15+ get 2 free notecards
- Orders $20+ get 3 free Peyroux Dispatches (4 total)
- Orders $25+ get 1 free Evil Merit Badge
- Orders $30+ get 1 free notebook
Upgrades stack and are processed automatically!
Selections are made at our discretion and substitutions are not allowed. If you have a specific item request, please include it in a note at the end of your order — we will try to honor it, but may not be able to due to inventory levels.
Because of their nature, size, or packaging requirements, subscriptions and a few items are excluded from order upgrades. Affected items are noted in the bullet list next to the pricing.
Gift certificate purchases are exempt from order upgrades. If you purchase a $75 gift certificate and $1 of shippable items, your order will not be upgraded because we will only measure the $1, non-certificate portion of your order.
Purchases made with a gift certificate, however, are processed normally and will get appropriate upgrades.