The Holy Knight’s Sword of Cleansing Flame

“So your sword is a holy artifact?”

“Yes.”

“It burns eternally with the light of righteousness?”

“Yes. Please stop asking —”

“So it is a literal flaming sword?”

“Yes. Stop asking questions. Please return to your cell—”

“Can we make s’mores on it?”

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