13 Uses for Eldritch Slime
- Glowing slime will help you read spellbooks in the dark.
- Mark your territory.
- Draw large sigils to attract who you wish to attract and discourage advancement from everything else.
- Tastes fantastic on toast.
- Someone stealing your lunch in the office break room? Secure it with a bit of slime and a few spare teeth. Problem solved.
- Plumbing problems? Not for long!
- Wear it in your hair. Wear it as your hair.
- Fling in the direction of catcallers.
- Squish it between your toes.
- Attractive person you aren’t sure how to talk to? Offer them a handful of slime. If this doesn’t get their attention, maybe they aren’t right for you.
- Hilarious sneeze prank prop.
- Keep your money in the slime like a wallet.
- Scrying mirror scratched? Patch and polish! Attach slime to your shoes and glide rather than walk.